Stupid Lyrics

[Dorset Girl]

People are moaning that Rebecca Black's lyrics are stupid, but I've just head one that beats them hands down - "If you lose your favourite spoon on the way to the moon, ask for a little help." (Wow Wow Wubbzy's 'Help' song)

Please feel free to post other ridiculous lyrics here!

[Moon-Crane]

hehe, i'd disqualify any songs produced for children's tv shows. surely that's just shooting fish in a barrel.

I'd go with any Black Eyed Peas lyrics.

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.

or

Girl, you had me, once you kissed me
My love for you is not iffy

or

Haters better step back
Ladies download your app
I'm the party application rock it just like that

They're the band that keeps on giving.

[Dorset Girl]

Haters better step back
Ladies download your app
I'm the party application rock it just like that

Blimey!

hehe, i'd disqualify any songs produced for children's tv shows. surely that's just shooting fish in a barrel.

True, but that particular line was so stupid, even by children's TV standards, that it inspired me to start this thread! So I reckon it deserves inclusion.

[Dorset Girl]

How about these, from Des'ree:

I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news

[Karin]

Lucky that my lips not only mumble
They spill kisses like a fountain
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains

Shakira - Whenever, Wherever

[Dorset Girl]

Haha, my hubby loves that song! Actually, thinking about it, it's probably the video that he likes better.

[woggle]

' ARE WE HUMAN , OR ARE WE DANCER ' - from the song Human

Do f **king what?!?!?!?!??!?! The killers most odd lyric and one i still haven't worked out.

[Forever Jung]

' ARE WE HUMAN , OR ARE WE DANCER ' - from the song Human

Whenever I hear that song I sing "are we human, or Ted Danson"

I keep meaning to sing the song with a couple of pics to hold up as a visual aid on the chorus lol.

[woggle]

' ARE WE HUMAN , OR ARE WE DANCER ' - from the song Human

Whenever I hear that song I sing "are we human, or Ted Danson"

I keep meaning to sing the song with a couple of pics to hold up as a visual aid on the chorus lol.

now thats all im gonna hear next time its on! i think they should change it to that ......... brrrrrrrrrilliant!

[Dorset Girl]

' ARE WE HUMAN , OR ARE WE DANCER ' - from the song Human

Do f **king what?!?!?!?!??!?! The killers most odd lyric and one i still haven't worked out.

Yeah, it's a shame about that lyric, cuz it's actually a pretty good song apart from that, IMHO.

[insaneasperger]

I always sing ' are we human, or are we denser'

cus I can!

[Karin]

"Sharks don't attack the Irish. It's mostly Australians."

From a song by The Tragically Hip (a band I like a lot).

[barnaclelapse]

My vote belongs to most (but not all) of the songs Bono has ever written.

"Wild Honey" is a good example. I can't even pick out one portion of the song that's goofier than the others.

[tenpercenter]

anything by the loser , beiber

[CatNamedRudy]

I think Justin Bieber gets a bad rap because he's an overhyped Disney kid. I think he's actually quite talented.

Oh and "twenty five or six to four" by Chicago: Stupidest lyrics ever!

[Dorset Girl]

The Duck Song

Hilarious!

[Forever Jung]

The Duck Song

Hilarious!

I knew what he was going to say as soon as the first question was asked

When it comes to animals in music, I tend to go for a pissed off squirrel

[Dorset Girl]

Haha, great!

I thought at first you'd linked to this one - pissed off squirrel at 0.50 and 3.09).

[Lil]

' ARE WE HUMAN , OR ARE WE DANCER ' - from the song Human

Do f **king what?!?!?!?!??!?! The killers most odd lyric and one i still haven't worked out.

SERIOUSLY. What does that even mean?!?!

[tenpercenter]

anything by beiber

[Dorset Girl]

' ARE WE HUMAN , OR ARE WE DANCER ' - from the song Human

Do f **king what?!?!?!?!??!?! The killers most odd lyric and one i still haven't worked out.

SERIOUSLY. What does that even mean?!?!

They're saying that when you dance, if your heart's really in it, you become 'one with the music', so you're unaware of yourself any more, just the music and movement.

I just made that up. Does it sound convincing?

I can't hear that song without thinking of the talented and incredibly funny David Armand: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Vcm55fvEq4 Actually, I've asked him to marry me. He hasn't responded yet.

[!Amz!]

The Duck Song

Hilarious!

Loved this - first time I heard it was in the computer room at school while doing my coursework, a bunch of people were watching it and after about 3 plays they knew all the words and were singing along

[Brian R]

Something kinda ooh,
Jumping on my toot-toot

[insaneasperger]

Cher lloyd seems to be strange lyrics in dancin