Brilliant Delivery:KG

by **Sherry** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:18 pm

IslandNiles wrote:Okay, the KG delivery thread's been a bit quiet of late, so here's another one I really like, from Can't Buy Me Love:

"Well you know, when we first met I was, well, attracted by your remarkable beauty, but now that I know a bit more about you ... well, suddenly, you don't look so good, sister!"

I love that line!!

followed by the model asking if he sees a tatto on her shoulder "no, but then my eyes are tearing up"!!!

by **Truffles** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:37 pm

I'll have to go with his vehement 'You're not even the SEX I want!" from The Ski Lodge.

Along with his rant that closes with "And no one - was chasing me..."

by **Lil** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:58 pm

Truffles wrote:I'll have to go with his vehement 'You're not even the SEX I want!" from The Ski Lodge.

Along with his rant that closes with "And no one - was chasing me..."

That first one is my favourite line from that episode.

Welcome to the forum, Truffles.

by **Truffles** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:43 pm

Thank you. 'Tis lovely here.

by **Dorset Girl** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:49 pm

Welcome from me too.

by **conchie** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:14 pm

When Lilith phones in to Frasier's show ..... and on hearing her voice he says "listeners we have something of a celebrity on the line" to which Lilith replies... "a celebrity?" and Frasiers wonderful line ........ Ohhhh They know you.

by **barnaclelapse** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:24 am

Has someone picked "I'M IN A BATHROBE, YOU JACKASS!" yet?

by **5HR1NK** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:27 am

Someone has already probably said this one, but in Merry Christmas, Mrs Moskowitz where Frasier sees Eddie dressed on Father Christmas garb and yells "GET OUT! -sees Mrs Moskowitz staring at him- ... of that coat!"

And "JESUS!"

by **Karin** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:30 pm

From The Good Son. I love the way he says that last part:

"Well, Miss Moon, I think we've learned just about all we need to know about you, and a dash extra!"

by **CatNamedRudy** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 4:47 pm

Frasier-Lite

Dr. Frasier Crane PSYCH......aiatrist!

That one cracks me up because that "PSYCH" thing was huge when I was in high school. And it's so much fun to see Frasier the Picked Upon get even with his high school tormentors.

by **crystal_blue0610** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:53 am

From Agents in America Part III when Bebe is on the ledge

"there are hundreds of reasons, work, art ,the people who care about you...now come in you crazy bitch" :lol:

The was he says you crazy bitch and the face he makes is too funny

by **Moose** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:13 am

jlynn wrote:I can't remember the title or even the whole scene, but it involves the scene when Joe the handyman arrives to repair a scratch in the floor and everything to to hell in a handbag very quickly, but the end when Frasier goes off in a rant which ends with the phrase "....the house that frasier built" sheer quality

I cut myself because I was shaving with no water, and why was there no water? Because I had to move your chair which gouged the floor which made me call for Joe who found bad pipes which called for Cecil who ate the cat who killed the rat that lived in the house that Frasier built !!!

I love that one too!

by **Moose** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:15 am

Niles: We're talking about a man who satisfied Maris, something that regrettably is still on my 'To Do' list.

Frasier: Seeing as you learned to cook in England, it's a wonder I can tell the difference between your pot roast and a braised tennis ball!

by **crystal_blue0610** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:12 am

In Their Playing Our Song. The way he says "well apparently the Dirt Skirge2000 is no match for the dirt pile 1957" LMAO :lol:

the way he enunciates "pile" is too funny

by **HollisAshby** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:50 am

That's awesome that we can all come up with so many good lines.

Here's one of mine:

Frasier's Imaginary Friend-

"what do you think of me now?"

as he puffs his chest

by **crystal_blue0610** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:31 am

Or Frasier in High Crane Drifter after he calls Freddy Chainsaw and he turns his music down

"Go ahead Daphne...make my eggs" :lol:

his Dirty Harry voice was hilarious.

That episode was full of great lines

I loved his bug eyed look when he said and motioned "sit down Niles" after he threw that guy out of the cafe

by **Lil** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 6:58 pm

crystal_blue0610 wrote:Or Frasier in High Crane Drifter after he calls Freddy Chainsaw and he turns his music down

"Go ahead Daphne...make my eggs" his Dirty Harry voice was hilarious.

That episode was full of great lines

I loved his bug eyed look when he said and motioned "sit down Niles" after he threw that guy out of the cafe

Crystal...are you the same Crystal that Nikos ended up with? :wink:

(This means you're a juggler! *screams and points*)

by **crystal_blue0610** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 1:22 am

LaughingIsLife wrote:
crystal_blue0610 wrote:Or Frasier in High Crane Drifter after he calls Freddy Chainsaw and he turns his music down

"Go ahead Daphne...make my eggs" his Dirty Harry voice was hilarious.

That episode was full of great lines

I loved his bug eyed look when he said and motioned "sit down Niles" after he threw that guy out of the cafe

Crystal...are you the same Crystal that Nikos ended up with?

(This means you're a juggler! *screams and points*)

No, LOL I don't juggle.

Or in Something about Dr. Mary "a cat can have kittens in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits" LMAO :lol:

by **Lil** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:31 am

crystal_blue0610 wrote:
LaughingIsLife wrote:
crystal_blue0610 wrote:Or Frasier in High Crane Drifter after he calls Freddy Chainsaw and he turns his music down

"Go ahead Daphne...make my eggs" his Dirty Harry voice was hilarious.

That episode was full of great lines

I loved his bug eyed look when he said and motioned "sit down Niles" after he threw that guy out of the cafe

Crystal...are you the same Crystal that Nikos ended up with?

(This means you're a juggler! *screams and points*)

No, LOL I don't juggle.

Or in Something about Dr. Mary "a cat can have kittens in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits" LMAO

Touche!

by **Janey** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:49 pm

From Radio Wars -

Martin asks Frasier for a tape of the show, because "How often do you get to hear your son on the radio", and Frasier replies, "I'm on the radio EVERY DAY!". The delivery is brilliant. You can just see Frasier trying to contain himself at first. He purses his lips for a moment or two, then starts softly and ends up in a full-blown bellow.

by **DaPhyllis** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 11:29 pm

When Bulldog admits he had thoughts of having children with the golf pro who just dumped him:
"isn't that scary doc?"
"positively bone chilling"

And I love the way he says "Adele".

by **melindajo2000** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:31 am

from the dish ran away from the spoon. Daphne and Niles had snapped at him. Frasier's response- "I'm wounded!"

by **melindajo2000** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:04 am

From author author- You stole my mommy!

by **Ngee** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 12:45 am

Daphne: His name is Freddy Chainsaw

Frasier: Chainsaw? Of the newport chainsaws?

followed by

"His last album sold 2 million copies!"
and

Oh well i'll just add that to my list of reasons to die!

lol

by **Lil** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 4:15 am

Ngee wrote:Daphne: His name is Freddy Chainsaw

Frasier: Chainsaw? Of the newport chainsaws?

followed by

"His last album sold 2 million copies!"
and

Oh well i'll just add that to my list of reasons to die!

lol

Love those!

Brilliant Delivery:KG

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