Dorset Girl wrote:woggle wrote:insaneasperger wrote:I really like this joke (stolen from sickipedia) but noone I know seems to find it funny....
A horse walks in to a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?".
The horse being unable to understand the human language eats a beer mat and shuts on the floor....
Funny yeah?!?
I don't get it !!!!!!..lol
I think she meant 'shits on the floor'.
It's a... thingumy joke. There's a name for that style of humour, can't remember what.
To be fair it don't take much for a joke to go right over my head
... here's one that i did get that i read the tother day -
A guy goes into a seafood resturant and askes to see the dishes of the day.The waiter wheels over a trolly and the man examins the dishes . 'I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip please', says the man . ' Okay' says the waiter and calls out , 'Gervais ' A little french chef appears with a large knife , the waither insructs the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip. Gervais is just about to slice the poor squid when he notices a tear running down its face . Gervais is touched and admits he hasn't the heart to kill the squid . 'Not to worry ' says the waiter and calls out ' hans'!! At which a huge german bloke comes out of the kitchen. 'Sir' says the waiter , 'this is hans the dishwasher . Hans kill that squid! ' The dishwasher wields a rolling pin and is about to bludgeon the little green squid with the hairy lip when it cringes back and gives a little cry , ' i am sorry sir , i just cannot kill the squid , 'Hans admits , his lower lip trembling . ' Well sir ' says the waiter , 'It just goes to show that Hans that do dishes can be soft as Gervais . With mild green hairy lip squid!! '
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:05 pm
