What's your favorite Niles line ever?

[Kittysafe]

"There's a novel idea, name a car after it's most hideous feature!"

[tenpercenter]

unversity of las vegas, no problem finding tasseles for that graduation!

[Kittysafe]

"Everyone kisses better than Marus!"

[anniemarriott]

In reply to Frasier bemoaning the fact that he will be late for his reading to the Edgar Allen Poe Society.

"Don't worry - Po' people don't spec much!""

[tenpercenter]

your daphne? when frasier said he hired someone english i expected you to be a little more or a lot less...your daphne?

[Kittysafe]

Did you say something? Your penis was talking so loud I couldn't hear you.

[Hufty]

Hm... There are so many. Just thought of this one:

"Her lips said no, but her eyes said 'Read my lips'! "

That's probably my favourite too. Although he has so many crackerjack lines. Hes probably my favourite character, intact definitely.

[ladriver]

too many to choose from but the first one that springs to mind is "niles gotta have it!"

[Patrick]

<To Frasier after Martin made him pretend that they were lovers>

"So now people think that I can't do better than an old man with a cane!"


Also :

"I am keeping the jewelry!"

(Niles thinks it's better to be thought a manwhore than someone in love with an older person! )

[tgirl]

When Freddie goes off with his goth girlfriend Niles says 'Well atleast he's not dating outside the faith.'

There are many many other lines that are great to of course.

[hansenkd]

Didn't read the whole thread, and this may have been mentioned, but DHP always had a particular way of saying Daphne's name: "Hello, DAPH-ne!" every time she opened the door.