Frasier Online
home About The Show Episode Guide Merchandise Forum Reviews Gallery Contact

Frasier Online Episode Guide -> Season 9 -> Episode 9.16

Three Blind Dates
Episode Details

Written by: Gayle Abrams

Directed by: Kelsey Grammer

Original US airdate: 5th March 2002

Original UK airdate: 19th April 2002


Cast Information
Main Cast
Frasier Crane .... Kelsey Grammer
Niles Crane .... David Hyde Pierce
Martin Crane .... John Mahoney
Daphne Moon .... Jane Leeves
Roz Doyle .... Peri Gilpin
Recurring Cast
   
   
Guest Cast
Susanna .... Allison Janney
Kris .... Bridgette Sampras
Lisa .... Bellamy Young
Estelle .... Damara Reilly
Dry Cleaner Guy .... Kiran Rad
Jason .... Michael Powers
Graham .... Craig Nigh
Clint .... Nick Kiriazis
Harry .... Michael Medico
Bartender .... Matt Huhn
Guest Callers

Episode Synopsis

Frasier is going to the symphony alone again, leading Roz, Niles, Daphne and Martin to take pity on him. Daphne suggests setting him up on a blind date but everyone has their own idea of the perfect woman for Frasier. Daphne goes through all the names in her little black book, but comes up blank but Niles knows someone who he thinks would be perfect - a bookshop owner with a lot of the same interests as Frasier. Niles is hesitant as she is a former patient, but Daphne says jsut let them meet naturally by taking Frasier to the bookshop. He agrees, but every attempt to get Frasier to talk to the woman in question is thwarted by something. Eventually, Niles flees with Frasier after he demands to see the manager after Frasier questions their book discount scheme. So Blind date 1 was a failure.

Roz is the next to try by bringing over a friend of hers. Susanna, who is an artist. Roz has a tendency to oversell Susanna, but she and Frasier seem to be getting along well at first with Frasier especially interested in her artwork. But when Frasier suggests her work is inspired by another artist, Susanna jumps on the defensive until Frasier shows her one of his latest pieces leading Susanna to accuse him of ripping her work off. Frasier says that since Susanna's work is displayed in a bowling alley, it's impossible but Susanna is so angry she storms out! So Blind date number 2 bites the dust.

Finally Martin sets Frasier up with a trendy young girl from his office, Kris, who takes him to her local bar before they go to dinner. Frasier is happy to be dating such a pretty woman, but the impression she gets from all her friends in the bar is that she knows the men a little too well. Kris then proceeds to play pool with her friends, leaving Frasier a bit put out. Eventually, Kris asks Frasier to get some change from the dry cleaners and it seems that the hand of fate is about to intervene......

Episode Title Cards
  • Bachelorette No.2

Episode Highlights

- Daphne suggets setting Frasier up on a blind date:
Daphne: I have this friend at yoga he might like.
Roz: No, she sounds flaky

- Roz thinks the men Frasier set her up with on blind dates weren't that good:
Roz: Whenever you set me up on dates, I knew they were losers from the second I saw them. Turned out they were bad in bed too!

- Frasier always thought Niles believed he was the most knowledgeable about Shakespeare:
Niles: Well, at first but you're the expert.
Frasier: Been waiting since third grade to hear you say that.

- Frasier asks an assistant with help locating a book:
Frasier: Do you have a book on the Plantagenets?
Assistant: That's like a banana, right ?

- Susanna believes another artist has ripped off her work, someone whose work Frasier has bought:
Susanna: The guy steals from lesser known artists and markets himself to suckers with more money than taste!

-Martin phones Frasier during his date with Kris:
Frasier: She is pretty and nice - perhaps a bit too nice (!)

Frasier Online Episode Review

Another episode highlighting the void in Frasier's love life that features not one but two guest appearances. Bridgitte Sampras appearance as Kris was so minimal that it was hardly worth appearing, leaving 'The West Wing's Allison Janney to make it up by showing how good an actress she is in just a few short minutes as the slightly deranged Susanna, though this segment was dragged down somewhat by Roz's cringeworthy attempts at getting Frasier to like Susanna ("Tell us something about wine, Frasier" indeed!). The episode as a whole, though, fell a bit short as the individual dates didn't really add up to much, if still quite amusing, but I did like the way 'fate' conspired to get Frasier to meet someone at the dry cleaners, which in the end results in a lively and bouncy episode.

Rating

72 %

Latest Viewer Episode Review

Avg. Viewer Review: 77.7%
Total Number of Reviews: 3


Looking for dates in all the wrong places, Jun 16, 2011

Reviewer: David Sim from Skelmersdale, Lancashire


After the enjoyable double act of The Proposal and Wheels of Fortune, Season 9 makes it a hat-trick with Three Blind Dates(Three good episodes in a row! Count em!). Frasier's disastrous romantic life is something we haven't seen a lot of this season. That may explain why this episode compensates by showing us not one but several romantic interests.

Three Blind Dates seems to have borrowed an idea or two (or three) from the Season 6 episode Three Valentines, where it adopts an episodic structure as a framing device and shows us a trio of dates. Although highly praised, I felt Three Valentines was somewhat overrated. It made the woeful misjudgement of showing us the funniest one first, and left the episode with no legs to stand on.

Although it suffers from some of the same drawbacks, I thought Three Blind Dates was a rather more successful spin on the same idea. I felt the laughs dropped off a little at the end, but for the most part its a pleasingly energetic episode.

Since Frasier can't seem to find a woman on his own, Martin, Niles, Daphne and Roz decide to step in and set him up on individual blind dates. The first is Lisa, a woman who owns a bookstore and shares many common interests with Frasier. But she also happens to be a former patient of Niles', which makes it an ethical minefield for him. To get around that, Niles decides to take Frasier to the bookstore, where he can engineer a chance encounter.

What follows is a well directed sequence where Niles is trying to introduce Frasier to Lisa without her actually seeing him. But everytime it looks like Frasier and Lisa are about to cross paths, they seem to miss each other by seconds. That must have been difficult for Kelsey Grammer to act out a scene of visual comedy while directing it at the same time, but its perfectly seamless, and its even funnier watching Niles try the difficult juggling act of avoiding Lisa while trying to get close enough to her so she can meet Frasier.

The second date is even better. Roz brings Susanna, a friend of hers to Frasier's apartment. Again, she shares many common interests with Frasier, particularly the arts. And they seem to hit it off right away. But then things go horribly wrong when Frasier reads her art portfolio and compares her work to an artist she despises. After that, things go downhill and that's the end of another date.

What lifts this segment is the terrific Allison Janney, giving an appeallingly mercurial performance as Susanna. She's helped no end by Gayle Abram's peppery script. The caustic one-liners volley between Frasier and Susanna like a tennis match. The scene is a near-perfect delight. I say near-perfect because its spoiled slightly by Roz's embarrassing attempts to impress Frasier to Susanna. Happily, once Peri Gilpin leaves the scene the jokes just flow like tap-water after that.

After such an entertaining beginning and an even better middle-section, I was hoping Three Blind Dates would carry itself right to the finish line with a pleasingly strong grand finale. Unfortunately, it falls into the exact same trap Three Valentines did. It shows the funniest segments first and limps home with a pallid third act.

Martin sets Frasier up with Kris, a legal secretary planning to go to law school. After such witty byplay and visual comedy, this third date couldn't be more different. As well as the fact that the age-difference between Frasier and Kris kills any plausibilty the scenario might have had, its all just so deathly dull. The two go to a bar, where Kris seems to be a friend to all man. She spends her time shooting pool with just about every fella at the bar while poor Frasier watches forlornly from the sidelines.

And that's it. There isn't anything more to the scene beyond that. Its as if Gayle Abrams exhausted herself with the other two dates, that she couldn't be bothered thinking up anything for a third. It does end on a bit of an irony though when Frasier gets a date (Lisa as it turns out) without help from anyone. He meets her in a laundromat next door to the bar, where she needs help getting spray paint out of her coat (Susanna as it turns out) when she attended an art exhibit. Its a nice case of all three dates converging on one another.

As long as you can excuse a dispiriting third act, Three Blind Dates is still three quarters of a good episode. It has much to recommend, laughs aplenty, and Kelsey Grammer's direction keeps things moving at a sprightly pace. What more could anyone want? (To skip the next episode altogether perhaps?)


Rating: 75%

 

Read more viewer reviews of this episode.

Write your own review of this episode and share your thoughts with other's.